The SP-1 concept sleigh
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: maroon; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">The SP-1 is a concept sleigh encouraged by PETA. PETA has complained that the reindeer don't get adequate rest intervals and that the temperatures the deer must work in are inhumane.</span></strong></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: maroon; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I actually like the SP-1. It has a windshield, roof, doors, heat, subwoofers, and bling!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It's propane fueled. (Everybody's going green.) And that means no more reindeer droppings.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If you've ever found unexplained droppings on your roof, some elf missed it with the pooper scooper.</span></strong></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: maroon; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Santa's alot more traditional than I am. He still wants to use the old sleigh, so we'll see. </span></strong></p>