<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: green; font-family: "Tempus Sans ITC"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">My grandpa, Grandpa Elf, knew Santa way back before Santa was St. Nick.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Back then, he was known as Kris Kringle and that was when Kris was orchestrating and coordinating his idea to give good kids toys.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></strong></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><span style="font-size: x-small; font-family: Times New Roman;"> </span></span><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: green; font-family: "Tempus Sans ITC"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">Santa had decided to use a sleigh, pulled by reindeer, and employed elves for assistance.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He and Grandpa Elf were discussing how he should dress.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Obviously, Santa should dress warm for those cold winter nights.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They decided to use a special felt/wool material that would keep off the wind and be comfortable too.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This was way before spandex and goretex.</span></strong></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: green; font-family: "Tempus Sans ITC"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Grandpa Elf asked, "What color?"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Kris replied, "I'll tell you what color.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Grandpa Elf was wearing a white gold necklace and medalion with a Christmas Emerald.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now, emeralds are all green, except a Christmas Emerald.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They're brighter than a ruby red.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Very rare indeed. </span></strong></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: green; font-family: "Tempus Sans ITC"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>"Any man who can travel the world in one night is a rare man indeed."<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Kris took a look at Grandpa Elf and said, "It'll be Christmas Emerald red!" </span></strong></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: maroon; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;">The SP-1 is a concept sleigh encouraged by PETA. PETA has complained that the reindeer don't get adequate rest intervals and that the temperatures the deer must work in are inhumane.</span></strong></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: maroon; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I actually like the SP-1. It has a windshield, roof, doors, heat, subwoofers, and bling!!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It's propane fueled. (Everybody's going green.) And that means no more reindeer droppings.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If you've ever found unexplained droppings on your roof, some elf missed it with the pooper scooper.</span></strong></p>
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNormal"><strong style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: maroon; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Santa's alot more traditional than I am. He still wants to use the old sleigh, so we'll see. </span></strong></p>